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The Dad Translator.

Dad said one thing. Dad meant another. Drag the lever to hear it the way he meant it.

What Dad said

“Measure twice, cut once.”

What Dad meant

Take time to check before you act.

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A few translations to get you started

Things Dad Always Said
“Because I said so.”

The end of the discussion. It didn't feel like wisdom then, but it often meant 'trust me on this one'.

Things Dad Always Said
“Measure twice, cut once.”

Take time to check before you act. A little care at the start can save a lot of trouble later.

Things Dad Always Said
“Money doesn't grow on trees.”

Resources are limited. Think carefully about what you spend and appreciate the effort behind what you have.

Things Dad Always Said
“Don't make me turn this car around.”

The long-haul road trip warning that has never once been tested.

Things Dad Always Said
“Turn the lights off. Do you think we own shares in the electric company?”

Dad's guide to household economics, usually shouted from another room.

Things Dad Always Said
“Were you born in a tent? Shut the door!”

A familiar parental reminder to be considerate—and not waste heating or cooling.