😂 Joke of the dayBrace yourself
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.
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A little family humour
The jokes are terrible.
The jokes are terrible.
The advice? Not bad.
Some things dads say make us groan. Others stick with us for life. This is a little home for both.
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A fresh dose of Dad
A little laugh. A little wisdom.
💬 Quote of the dayWorth remembering
“Measure twice, cut once.”
What Dad really meant
Take time to check before you act. A little care at the start can save a lot of trouble later.
Traditional saying · Things Dad Always Said
The joke changes. The wisdom sticks around. Come back tomorrow for another pair.
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Three sides of Dad.
No maze to get lost in. Just the good stuff.
Dad jokes
Clean one-liners, terrible puns and the punchlines you knew were coming.
Browse the best jokesThings Dad said
The sayings, advice and familiar warnings that somehow stay with us.
“Don't make a mountain out of a molehill.”
Read the things Dad always said
Stories about Dad
Funny, proud, embarrassing and tender moments from families like yours.
Every family has a Dad story.
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A little something for Dad
Dad's Gift Pick.
A mug for the master of the morning groan.
For the dad who thinks every cup of tea or coffee deserves a terrible pun. A small, cheerful gift that feels right at home on his desk or in the shed.
Explore this gift idea More thoughtful, funny and practical ideas live in our gift finder.Some of it makes you laugh. Some of it makes sense years later.
That's Dad.